"Kind Regards"

[igor_kavinski]

kthxbye​

Good you learned something from your twins 😀

 

[nakedfrog]

Good you learned something from your twins 😀

Whatchu talkin' 'bout, Willis? That one is almost as old as ATOT.

 

[igor_kavinski]

Whatchu talkin' 'bout, Willis? That one is almost as old as ATOT.

Hmm...bit confused.

Whatchu talkin' 'bout, Willis? <<< referring to my fractured brain? Umm...won't say you are wrong 😀

That one is almost as old as ATOT. <<<< sdifox? Mean to say that he's still a kid mentally? By the way, I am too! 😀

 

[nakedfrog]

Hmm...bit confused.

Whatchu talkin' 'bout, Willis? <<< referring to my fractured brain? Umm...won't say you are wrong 😀

That one is almost as old as ATOT. <<<< sdifox? Mean to say that he's still a kid mentally? By the way, I am too! 😀

kthxbye is an old phrase.

 

[igor_kavinski]

kthxbye is an old phrase.

Oh. Never knew that. I'm so out of touch 🙁

 

[VashHT]

I usually just use Regards or Thanks, but if it's emails between engineers I just put a dash and my first name.

 

[lxskllr]

My ideal email only contains "no text" as the body. The majority of my emails are like that. I'm fairly proud of my clear, and well structured titles, and my attachments are well described without even opening them. Someone can scan their email list and see exactly what I sent them without opening the mail, or reading a book.

 

[igor_kavinski]

I just put a dash and my first name.

That sounds like a tactic to scare people who know you 😀

I will come see you this afternoon.

-John (Wick)

 

[igor_kavinski]

My ideal email only contains "no text" as the body. The majority of my emails are like that. I'm fairly proud of my clear, and well structured titles, and my attachments are well described without even opening them. Someone can scan their email list and see exactly what I sent them without opening the mail, or reading a book.

I do that with my COO.

Just a subject title and attachment. Empty body and not even my signature.

He hasn't complained so far.

 

[Red Squirrel]

Need to add certs to your email signature and make up a fancy title, make sure it's longer than the actual email. They don't even need to be certs that you took or even a real title. Once in a while add more, maybe even make some up. Nobody actually verifies this stuff, but it makes you look important. 😛


Ex: signature:

Kind regards,
Your Name
Chief Scrum Master, Floor 6 Agile Standup Division.
CCNA CCNP MCSA MCSE ATOT A+ B+ MAGA CISSP C++ Linux+ TempleOS+ FAFO+

 

[nakedfrog]

Oh, I certainly tend to make assumptions about people with email sigs like that...

 

[lxskllr]

Need to add certs to your email signature and make up a fancy title, make sure it's longer than the actual email. They don't even need to be certs that you took or even a real title. Once in a while add more, maybe even make some up. Nobody actually verifies this stuff, but it makes you look important. 😛


Ex: signature:

Could be a real pita...

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:^D

 

[igor_kavinski]

Chief Scrum Master, Floor 6 Agile Standup Division.
CCNA CCNP MCSA MCSE ATOT A+ B+ MAGA CISSP C++ Linux+ TempleOS+ FAFO+

These certs are mostly a joke thanks to dumps.

My IT gorilla, before he burned bridges with me because now he thinks he's surpassed me in anything IT, told me about this guy in a third world country that he paid off to take a certification test on his behalf. And another one where there was proctor monitoring via cam, that guy gave the gorilla the complete latest dumps of MCQs to memorize. Obviously the gorilla passed that's why he's become more arrogant over time.

 

[Exterous]

Need to add certs to your email signature and make up a fancy title, make sure it's longer than the actual email. They don't even need to be certs that you took or even a real title. Once in a while add more, maybe even make some up. Nobody actually verifies this stuff, but it makes you look important. 😛


Ex: signature:

The ones some professors create is just insane. Not only whatever acronym salad they think is important but also all the 'named' positions they've had (aka "The Sally Smith Professor of Excellence in Basket Weaving fellow at UC Berkeley") AND every paper and book publication they've ever published. Seriously some of those are like half a page long

 

[Lost_in_the_HTTP]

I have attachments in emails turned off. If your message ain't got no body, I ain't seein' it.